What if your Doctor is an alien and not human ?

there are many doctors in America who are indeed aliens and are using estimated 2 million innocent Americans as their test subjects says Dr. Terrence Starnes though he refuses to say how he inherited this information and he also says that medical authorities are aware of the situation and actually have conspired to keep it under wraps to avoid a public relations nightmare. i came across this news on weeklyworldnews website...

According to stranes their goal is to conduct life-threatening medical experiments, including the implantation of mind-control devices, under the guise of helping people out.

here are some of the clue to identify whether your doctor is human or alien

• your doctor has trouble identifying your body parts for instance if you complain pain in the elbow he might examine your wrist.
• Doctors are not always on time... where as Extraterrestrial are right on time
• doctors handwriting is a bit sloppy. but aliens looks like a easy to read ready printing
• Most doctors draw blood for testing but need very little to get the job done. Physicians who ask for a quart or more of your blood have a hidden agenda – and may be extraterrestrials.
• Majority of doctors prescribe medicine through prescriptions where as ET Doctors always give you a sample pills and medicine hat usually have nothing to do with the patient’s illness.
• Et Doctors often recommend surgery though patients have no symptoms of disease
  

according to stranes if you find more than two above symptoms in your doctor then he is certainly an alien and warning signs should be taken seriously... though the theory is really funny i think Dr.Terrence Starnes is highly motivated by MIB any way do tell us what do u think?